Insanity is just a front for normalcy

How unexpected.

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:14:57 -0400

How unexpected.

randompostings: Favorite part of this episode. Nickelodeon...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:28:29 -0400

Favorite part of this episode.

Nickelodeon throwing in sexual references in a kid’s show ftw!

Kids:

Parents/ Anyone Over The Age of 16:

lizwuzthere: lampfaced: floptimus: IM YELLING STEVE BLUM OH...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:52:08 -0400

lizwuzthere:

lampfaced:

floptimus:

IM YELLING

STEVE BLUM

OH MY GOD SEND HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

AND MICHAEL McCONNOHIE AAAAAAAAHHH. These voice actors are so perfect.

ps. excellent answer, Perceptor. :U hahaaaa

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Wed, 15 May 2013 00:20:06 -0400

robotsandramblings: one of my favourite TFP Megatron moments...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:19:05 -0400

robotsandramblings:

one of my favourite TFP Megatron moments (2nd gif). I love his eyes, especially how they narrow at the end.

I also included the 1st gif because I just noticed that you can see Megatron’s “biolights”(?) in his shoulder and cannon slowly lighting up. those animators, I tell ya…

uniformshark: iwanita: Rewind’s last message We did it! We...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:18:09 -0400

uniformshark:

iwanita:

Rewind’s last message

We did it! We finally did it! Thank you all! Be sure to stay for the credits and read the description :)

This was an awesome fan-project!! I’m so glad I participated <3

All my love to this comic and people who enjoy it c:

fangirlism-is-cool: anti-human-crew: wolfielovesgamzee: keysto...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:09:50 -0400

fangirlism-is-cool:

anti-human-crew:

wolfielovesgamzee:

keystonecougar:

soulsukkur:

balencia:

babymounsta:

My childhood is over.

Go sit in the corner!

nobody should ever see this

DUCKY NO

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I am crying because of the last one ngl

Gross sobbing

Reblog if you are a NO GENDER rper.

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:33:17 -0400

Males Here

Females Here

I'd rather be weird as fuck than be boring as hell.

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:51:19 -0400

xlosersruletheworldx:

night-stalker13:

sodamnrelatable:

But I am boring as hell, so yeah. DX

YOU ARE NOT BORING AS HELL. You are magical. O_O

We can all be magical and blow shit up!

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Mon, 13 May 2013 00:46:47 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: thatonechick42: ask-captain-connor:...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:38:16 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thatonechick42:

ask-captain-connor:

starcrossedassassin:

bogleech:

what-are-you-doing-here:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.

She won being a pirate.

She got history’s high score.

Can there be an assassin’s creed game about her? cause I would really like to play that.

Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag should have been about this chick instead

Can we just get a fucking video game about her? I want to play her.

I WOULD PLAY THIS :D

I would play the hell out of it

gazzymouse: gazzymouse: This is it boys, this is...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:11:50 -0400

gazzymouse:

gazzymouse:

This is it boys, this is war…

Appropriate self-reblog for Mother’s Day

the wrong theory for the wrong man: adventuretimegrabyourdog: plastic-knives-and-forks:...

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:16:58 -0400

the wrong theory for the wrong man: adventuretimegrabyourdog: plastic-knives-and-forks:...:

adventuretimegrabyourdog:

plastic-knives-and-forks:

adventuretimegrabyourdog:

If Whirl is the Lost Light’s badly trained, unwanted dog, then Cyclonus is definitely its grumpy cat who occasionally comes into the house only to be fed.

~~It’s perfect cus they hate each other~~

Reblog if you're a fangirl/fanboy and you're proud of it.

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:13:33 -0400

walrus-in-the-tardis:

tremendously-ambitious:

poh-tat-toes:

bythegraceofwholock:

truewhovian:

If you don’t care how weird people think you are, you will always be proud to be part of your fandom.

If you don

I've read enough ADULT LITERATURE to know where THIS is going.

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:11:15 -0400

ask-work-hard-play-hard:

Double Tomorrow

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:11:22 -0400

Yeah…. I’ll be gone from morning to late night tomorrow. Don’t know if I’ll have the strength to get back on tomorrow, but I’ll try to peak in to see what’s happening online. This is what I get for asking for an evening switch so I can go to my Dad’s award ceremony.

ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve: amerikhantrash: Mrs. Packard...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:24:02 -0400

ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:

amerikhantrash:

Mrs. Packard could simply walk into Mordor. And put out her cigarette on Sauron’s eye.

The amount of fucks not given in this scene is astounding.

big-shoes-to-fill: ahunmaster said: Well… you see, the thing is… no one knows what happens to…...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:51:51 -0400

big-shoes-to-fill:

ahunmaster said: Well… you see, the thing is… no one knows what happens to… our sparks, if that’s what you refer to it as… no one really knows what happens to us after we offline.

…

…

But that’s only because no one has found any physical proof of what happens to their souls (sparks, if you will) after they die.

There are a lot of different theories. In many of our religions, its said that our souls go to some other place where everyone goes when they die (kinda like when your Sparks go back into the Well, I think). Some say that our souls are reincarnated, or reborn, into a new body. And there are some who think we just fade into nothing after we die. Those are only a few theories; there are many more even I can’t think of.

Again, there really is no correct answer as to what happens to our souls/ sparks after we die. It all just depends on what you believe in.

zephyrial: I love how Legolas is freaking out, Aragorn is kind...

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:14:49 -0400

zephyrial:

I love how Legolas is freaking out, Aragorn is kind of unnerved, and then there’s Gimli is just like “Back off fool, I am a Dwarf. I can just blow you away”

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:13:50 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

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